Lindsay Lohan & Peter Pan

Lindsay Lohan is very confused! She never really wants to admit that her girlfriend is Samantha Ronson(DJ) or that she is bi-sexual!!! In the past month Lindsay has broken up with Samantha and gotten into very public fights with her!! ..Only to rekindle something this past week! She was spotted at Samantha's crib in Cali and Samantha had to let her in bcuz obviously she didn't have a key!!! Some luck......Lindsay, if you want to be with both a dude and a girl at the same time...the best option for you is to date Peter Pan....he's close enuf to your bff Samantha anyway...they look alike!......Get your stuff together girl....you are a role model to young ladies (yea right) who am I kidding....You are a wreck....pick your mouth up off the floor and begin shooting Mean Girls 2...if it ever gets to that point!

Kirk Franklin (Sunday's Best)

Kirk Franklin is a well know gospel music artist! He has had very much success in his career spanning over 10 years! Although very short...when you hear his voice over the music he seems like a person full of life...and well BIG...not!!!!!!...Kirk currently is the host of BET's "Sunday's Best" gospel version of American Idol.....contestants sing songs each week and one gets voted off!!!.......Lil ol' Kirk in the past has had a problem with porn addiction...it doesn't seem to have diminished any...he seems to be making love to the camera every time he throws to a commercial!....Licking his lips...batting his eyes.....In the name of the lord???? I don't know about that!!! Keep the "Sexy" home Kirk...God don't like ugly!!

MTB....Day 26,Danity Kane & Donnie Klang

MAKING THE BAND: SEASON 4

Diddy has struck again! He managed to keep all of the population tuned into MTV once a week!!!! Making the band was the perfect opposite of The Hills....Everything was real!! Real fights, real problems, real life! During the entire season all 5 members of Day 26 seemed to haved a problem with "Que" the young (not yet 21) boyfriend of Dawn (Member of Danity Kane)...Something seemed to rub this boy the wrong way every episode...Fights with the cab driver, fighting with his group members and also his manager! For some strange reason he believed that everyone was out to get him!! What?...c'mon Que!!! He constantly let us know that he
"Ain't no punk".....hmm....ok!......go ahead and cry on Dawn's shoulders again!!!...

Danity Kane has officially been broken up...Completely....wow!!! No more Aundrea....so....Now big head Dawn can go and do her own thing and hopefully get her weave tightened!!.....Unfortunately ladies...I don't believe any of you will have solo success....Not Dawn, Aundrea, Shannon, Aubrey or D Woods....Sorry but you aren't interesting!

Donnie....poor Donnie!!! You didn't get much TV time at all!! All I know is that you have been working hard and it shows! Your girlfriend seems like a nice person! Im not really into your brunette hair..I prefer blonde!

Ray J.....do you love him?

The first time I had ever heard of Ray J aka "Brandy's Brother" was when he was on his sisters hit sitcom "Moesha"....yea he was an OK actor and really just wanted to live in his sisters shadow if you ask me. Ray played a thug but come on now...who would believe it coming from him with a high pitched voice NOT me! ..Then lil ol Ray tried singing! Once again he is OK...I wonder who put him up to it???...Anyway he's had some good songs...but now on to his Reality Dating Show..."For the Love of Ray J"...Nothing but Drama and Smooching galore! Ray dates a lot of women and hopes to find one that he can fall in love with! Its a competition and who ever is the last one standing wins...basically...HE'S A PIMP... I will call

him Flavor Flav Jr..If you haven't seen the hilarious show...Tune in Monday nights at 10pm!